Friday, April 29, 2005
I love the Weekly World News!
DEADLY NEW CREATURES LIVE IN SMOG!
Health officials claim Smoglodytes have killed over 36,000 in Mexico City -- and warn: The death toll is expected to be even higher in L.A. and other large cities.
UNIVERSITY scientists have discovered a bizarre new airborne life form that has evolved in smog -- and they warn it poses a potentially deadly health threat to all Americans. Dubbed smoglodytes by researchers, the tiny microorganisms are now being blamed for a host of medical woes, ranging from asthma attacks and whooping cough to emphysema.... the White House has labeled scientists' report on the startling February 22 discovery "classified."
- posted by Jasper @ 6:33 AM
