British teeth not the only scary thing....
Man bitten on the bum by shark
www.ananova.com
A British man survived a shark attack - after it bit his bottom.
Jay Catherall was surfing in Eastern Cap Province, South Africa when he was attacked.
Jay from Worcester punched the shark but needed 75 stitches reports The Sun.
Jay said: "I don't know if it went because I was hitting out or because it didn't like the taste."
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I guess we now know how to make a reliable shark repellant: British Ass
It may be one of those times when the cure is worse than the disease.
- posted by Jasper @ 5:16 AM