Suspicious package: No, it's not a rock group.
Suspicious package was fake foot-long plastic penis
By SARAH LUNDYSLUNDY@NEWS-PRESS.COM
Published by news-press.com on May 24, 2005

The “suspicious package” that caused Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway to be shut for more than an hour Monday was not an explosive pipe bomb — but rather wrapped-up plastic foot-long penis.“Someone took construction-grade plastic, molded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape,” said Lee County Sheriff’s Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.“They wrote ‘Happy Father’s Day’ on the duct tape.”
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Maybe I'm crazy, but it still sounds suspicious to me...
- posted by Jasper @ 5:04 AM