The Weekly World News strikes again!
HUBBY DIES AFTER SEEING FAT WIFE IN THONG UNDIES!

SUPER-SIZE ugly duckling Sarah Martin "stopped her husband's heart and killed him dead" when she surprised him in a pair of skimpy thong undies, say cops. "
The sight of the blubbery babe with her bulging buttocks and cottage cheese thighs was so overwhelmingly horrible -- his heart literally exploded," says a coroner source.
- posted by Jasper @ 5:22 AM