Holy understatement of the day!
Farmer 'breaks' penis

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.

Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.....Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.
No kidding, I was in a lot of pain just reading about it.
- posted by Jasper @ 4:53 AM