Get your rocks off
Bush lobbies to have large rocks classified as WMD’s;
Netflix guides policy
Ben Affleck movie gives President first idea of November
Tuesday, November 22, 2005; Posted: 3:30 p.m. EST (20:30 GMT)

WASHINGTON (CNN) – President Bush, hoping to repair his administrations tarnished image, is pushing the UN to classify all large rocks as WMD’s. Insiders report that the Georgie hopes to accomplish two things with his “Bush wants your rocks” initiative, to retroactively justify the statements made prior to invading Iraq as well as paving the way for a similar action in Iran.

Bush stumbled upon the idea, his first of November, when Netflix sent him a copy of ‘Armageddon’, a Ben Affleck movie centered on a large asteroid threatening the Earth. "I've always been askeered of Mount Rushmore, and now I knows why," the President explained.
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