Another horrible dog attack...
Beaten with dead chihuahua
June 9, 2006
A Missouri woman has been arrested for breaking into a dog breeder's home and beating her repeatedly over the head with a dead Chihuahua, local media reported.

Where do you go with news like this? Some kind of "Drop the Chalupa" joke? My first thought was that if you're going to attack someone with a dog, at least use a heftier one. That's like beating someone with a sock full of Kaptain Krunch. If a Chihuahua is all you have, at least freeze it first. Amateurs.
- posted by Jasper @ 6:26 AM