Wednesday, June 07, 2006
UK creating batman army!
Special forces to use strap-on 'Batwings'
By MATTHEW HICKLEY, Daily Mail
Elite special forces troops being dropped behind enemy lines on covert missions are to ditch their traditional parachutes in favour of strap-on stealth wings. The lightweight carbon fibre mono-wings will allow them to jump from high altitudes and then glide 120 miles or more before landing - making them almost impossible to spot, as their aircraft can avoid flying anywhere near the target.
I suggest we get to work immediately on an army of Jokers, we don't want to fall behind in the cartoon hero race. Besides, I love the thought of thousands of Jokers running amok.

