Breast enhancement - naturally

A JAPANESE company claims to have developed a 100 per cent natural chewing gum able to increase the size, shape and firmness of women's breasts naturally.

The main ingredient, a wild plant called pueraria mirifica, grows in Thailand and contains a number of natural compounds, called phytoestrogens, which mimic the effects of the female hormone oestrogen. Tests carried out by Thailand's Chulalongkorn University found pueraria mirifica was able to enhance breast size by 80 per cent, and further tests carried out in England found that the plant also had a beneficial effect on the skin and hair, as reported by the BBC, medical journals and other news outlets.....
So the race is off.....product name suggestions anyone?

So far I like: Milk Scuds, Puppy Chow, Knockerlicious, Bazookas, Chicktits...

- posted by Jasper @ 11:50 AM