Breast enhancement gum. Yes, gum.

Breast enhancement - naturally

A JAPANESE company claims to have developed a 100 per cent natural chewing gum able to increase the size, shape and firmness of women's breasts naturally.

The main ingredient, a wild plant called pueraria mirifica, grows in Thailand and contains a number of natural compounds, called phytoestrogens, which mimic the effects of the female hormone oestrogen. Tests carried out by Thailand's Chulalongkorn University found pueraria mirifica was able to enhance breast size by 80 per cent, and further tests carried out in England found that the plant also had a beneficial effect on the skin and hair, as reported by the BBC, medical journals and other news outlets.....
So the race is off.....product name suggestions anyone?

So far I like: Milk Scuds, Puppy Chow, Knockerlicious, Bazookas, Chicktits...

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Send and email or voicemail from Samuel Jackson!
Snakes on a plane sounds like a terrible idea for a movie, but it might just turn out to be so bad that people see it. Anyway, being able to send a message to someone from Samuel Jackson is just too cool.
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All hail the FSM!!!
I’m really thinking this may be worth looking into….

-Pastafarian heaven includes at least one "beer volcano" and one stripper factory.
-According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.
-The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" are the Pastafarian equivalent of the Ten Commandments. They originate from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. According to Pastafarianism, they were given to Pirate Mosey, the FSM equivalent of Moses, by the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself. There were originally ten, but two were dropped "on the way down the mountain". The lack of the two last I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts supposedly partly accounts for Pastafarians' self-proclaimed flimsy moral standards.

Want to see how stupid people and religion should never be combined? Read the FSM creator’s hate mail with the 'All hail the FSM!!!" link.

I’d hope that at least some of that is a joke, but then again there are a lot of idiots out there.
Some choice bits:
"...the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible."

"Technology, hell we'd be better of without it anyways. I hope to someday prove Darwinian philosophy and be able to have my dog recite Shakespeare to me. Then I will believe Evolution is true. Until then....its all a big damn joke. Charles Darwin went insane when he was 28 anyways (didn't know that did you?) Let me put it this way to you concerning your bologna flying spaghetti monster. If we are created in the image of what you believe God to be, we would look like spaghetti. Common sense is a valuable asset"
I really enjoy reading an ignorant fundamentalist try to reason that there is evidence of Intelligent Design but none for evolution. Even the Vatican has come out against teaching religion in schools, besides which it doesn't discount the possibility of evolution.

From http://www.catholic.com/library/Adam_Eve_and_Evolution.asp

Concerning biological evolution, the Church does not have an official position on whether various life forms developed over the course of time. However, it says that, if they did develop, then they did so under the impetus and guidance of God, and their ultimate creation must be ascribed to him. Concerning human evolution, the Church has a more definite teaching. It allows for the possibility that man’s body developed from previous biological forms, under God’s guidance, but it insists on the special creation of his soul. Pope Pius XII declared that "the teaching authority of the Church does not forbid that, in conformity with the present state of human sciences and sacred theology, research and discussions . . . take place with regard to the doctrine of evolution, in as far as it inquires into the origin of the human body as coming from pre-existent and living matter—[but] the Catholic faith obliges us to hold that souls are immediately created by God" (Pius XII, Humani Generis 36). So whether the human body was specially created or developed, we are required to hold as a matter of Catholic faith that the human soul is specially created; it did not evolve, and it is not inherited from our parents, as our bodies are.
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